While doing some research for Fawn's registry I have come accross a few things that I think are absolutely essential when having a baby...
Of course there is the lederhosen leash...Not only nice to look at, it is also functional in helping to hoist your child up the steps to a slide without actually having to touch them...
(modeled by Robert Pattinson)
If you choose not to invest in the lederhosen leash, you may want to register for one of these...The Jolly Jumper Bumper Bonnet - it is available in various prints incase this one isn't your thing!
And finally, and somewhat seriously...the snot sucker...aka Nasal Aspirator
This is an essential because I once read that if you don't have one you can use your MOUTH!!!!